The Burn Ward is Open for Business!

burn (verb): To be in an acute state of confusion, bewilderment, disarray, embarrassment, excitement, or perplexity, often resulting in extremely awkward and sometimes humorous exchanges with those around you.

A few quick examples of “burning” to help you understand what the hell we’re talking about:

- Try not to burn too much when you talk to that hot girl in our class.

- Holy crap he is taking his sweet ass time finishing the test, he must be burning.

- I should have scored on that breakaway but I burned and shot it wide.

- Man, look at that guy across the street doing back flips in a tuxedo, that is burning.
- You know who’s really burning? Anyone who wears JORTS to the gym.

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Hello patients! Welcome to Fire Hospital, the home of life's most awkward, bizarre, challenging, and generally hilarious episodes. We’re a group of about a dozen friends who are constantly talking trash, shooting the shit, and making fun of strangers. You’ll meet us all (or at least our nicknames) though the ludicrous stories, ridiculous quotes, and generally retarded content that will soon be coming your way!

I guess sometimes, good ideas come from stupid mistakes. Two days ago one friend tried to say “Fire Hall” but instead uttered “Fire Hospital” and naturally, he was chirped mercilessly. However, the more we said it, the more we liked the combination, and an idea was born. We have long discussed a way to share the tales of our shenanigans, mainly the unforgettable encounters with characters that are truly unique. I guess you could say we have finally decided to act on all those discussions.

Anyway, we always enjoy talking about our favorite stories, so hopefully all you new Fire Hospital patients will enjoy them too.

Cheers