Hey patients, I’d just like to take a minute to clarify what Fire Hospital is all about. As separate entities, there’s nothing funny about fires or hospitals.
Simply put, fires are scary as hell. They destroy property and with it, cherished memories that can never be replaced. They cause unbearable pain that we shouldn’t wish on our worst enemies. They take lives in one of the most horrific manners imaginable. Firefighters are some of the bravest people in this world, and should be commended whenever possible.
Hospitals are depressing. There’s just too much pain, anger, and hopelessness. You’d think they could serve at least halfway decent food to brighten patients’ moods, but no, it’s always terrible. Better yet, hospitals always smell a little off, no matter where the hell you are. Doctors, nurses, and hospital staff are some of the most thoughtful and caring people out there, and they can never be thanked enough.
The simple fact that there can even be fires AT hospitals just adds insult to injury for all parties involved.
That said, Fire Hospital has nothing to do with the serious and very real consequences that are associated with fires or any visit to a legitimate hospital.
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Fire Hospital is simply a venue to share some of our craziest adventures and encounters with the one-of-a-kind characters that we have all come across at some point. People burn (see “The Burn Ward is Open for Business” for our definition of burn) about different things, in different situations, and with different people, but the results often have a common thread of hilarity. Sharing that hilarity is our goal, so we look forward to telling our stories in a way that makes you feel like you are right there laughing with us.
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